the better my hair looks the better i function in school
So true omg this is life
when ur chemistry teacher doesnt let u use the periodic table for the test
Teacher: sit down
i had this teacher and he always used to make this joke;
'where do pencils go on holiday?….pencilvania!'
but one lesson we were just reading quietly and he just stood up from marking tests and said 'Oh. My. God. Pennsylvania's a real place.'
then he started laughing so hard he covered his face with both hands and walked out and different teacher had to continue the lesson
teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot
student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*
that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein
um..i think you made this up for notes?
first of all, how dare you
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA
being a cross-eyed teacher would suck because you can’t control your pupils
petition to make every teacher take art classes so the next time they go to draw a line on the board they can’t say “I’m not an artist”