Shit My Teacher Says

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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I absolutely dread attending school everyday, not because i hate learning but because of the amount of pressure people put on me and of teachers expecting me to be the quickest learner. I go to every class feeling a huge amount of fear and discomfort on how the days going to turn out. And honestly i don’t think that’s a health thing to feel.

I believe you should feel comfortable and safe to ask for help and not be completely terrified that the teacher is going to roll their eyes and say ‘you should have been paying attention’ or ‘you should have learned this already’ because yes i was paying attention and hell i might have learned it in another grade but you are a teacher, someone who i should be comfortable speaking with and not scared to be judged by. If you didn’t want to be asked questions and asked for help why did you become a teacher? you are here to teach the people that don’t understand or for people who’d like a bit more information on what they’re doing.

I am a student who takes a little longer to get the hang of things, some may call me ‘slow’ or ‘stupid’ but that’s how i learn. I feel like i understand information better when it is spoken directly to me, one on one. I am more of a hands on person, i can’t write notes quickly, and when i do write notes and the teacher is speaking/teaching at the same time i can never comprehend things very well i have to either write notes or listen because for some reason the information just doesn’t stay in my brain if I’m doing both at the same time.

I know this is a useless post of me rambling on about nonsense but i just had to write about it. Ignore it, blacklist it, reblog it, reply to it, do whatever i just had to let it out.

thatfunnyblog:

TWO THINGS HOW DID HE GET A PET INTO SCHOOL AND HOW DOES HE GET HIS TEACHERS TO AGREE TO DO THESE VINES

rawhumor:

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squidwurd:

me telling my teacher why i cant take the test

osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

jesuschristvevo:

sorry teacher i cant do any homework today i have to take selfies