Shit My Teacher Says

internetexplorers:

once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

when the teacher claims you’ve been disrupting the class
Teacher: What are your hobbies?
Me: making unsuccessful text posts.

my first and second choices for people to call while I’m crying and sad for no reason are both busy, probably talking to each other. so yeah, I think I’ll just sit here and cry and blog. 

theacid-queen:

itll-never-be-overr:

as a child her random babbling just didnt mean anything. but now… 

Most righteous cartoon series teacher ever. That’s some real talk right there.

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

being at an all-girls school is terrible for many reasons but tbh the worst thing is nobody gives a shit about hygiene and half my school smells like sweaty gym clothes and week-old egg salad. Like guys shouldn’t be your only reason to shower. this is not okay. 

When your teachers threaten to call your parents…

shutyourface09:

Go ahead; they already know I’m an asshole…

When the teacher writes a bunch of mathematical bullshit on the board and asks if there’s any questions…