Shit My Teacher Says

myflirtationship:

ernbarassing:

the better my hair looks the better i function in school

So true omg this is life

diamoncls:

when ur chemistry teacher doesnt let u use the periodic table for the test

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suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

holmelesswhovian:

i had this teacher and he always used to make this joke;
'where do pencils go on holiday?….pencilvania!'
but 
one lesson we were just reading quietly and he just stood up from marking tests and said 'Oh. My. God. Pennsylvania's a real place.'
then he started laughing so hard he covered his face with both hands and walked out and different teacher had to continue the lesson

teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
me: yeh
friend: what r we supposed to be doin
me: lol idk

metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

bachvevo:

being a cross-eyed teacher would suck because you can’t control your pupils

sassykardashian:

petition to make every teacher take art classes so the next time they go to draw a line on the board they can’t say “I’m not an artist”