Shit My Teacher Says

teacher: you're failing science

me: yes but did you know i hit my follower goal yesterday

Community Rewatch (1x05)

When your teacher tells you that “this won’t be on the test, but it’s good to know”

English Teacher : You may think you're a 95 average student, but-

Me : Bitch, I'm 100.

When your teacher announces that you will be working with a partner

At first you and your best friend are like:

but then your teacher says they will pick your partner:

When my teacher asks me to get them something from the office:

My first reaction is all:

Then I realize I can get out of class so I walk down the halls like this:

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”

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