Shit My Teacher Says
geekfeed:

teacher asked students to bring their computer to class  画

geekfeed:

teacher asked students to bring their computer to class 

When you forget to do your homework and the teacher forgets to collect it…
When the teacher pairs you up with people who don’t care about their grades

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floozys:

once when i was 9 my teacher told me to write the most beautiful love story i could imagine and i wrote a story about a shark and a horse who fell in love and the horse jumped into the sea to be with the shark but it drowned and died and the shark was so sad that it also died

the teacher called my parents

ray-the-diddler:

When the teacher says you are watching a movie in classimage

When it takes up the whole class time

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cassbuttstiel:

my health teacher pretending to be a vagina

cassbuttstiel:

my health teacher pretending to be a vagina

avengerstime:

TODAY MY TEACHER HAD US WATCH FROZEN AND WE ASKED HOW HE GOT IT AND HE’S LIKE “MAYBE I AM A 36 YEAR OLD FATHER AND I LIKED IT AND I DOWNLOADED IT ILLEGALLY FOR MYSELF. MAYBE.”

avengerstime:

TODAY MY TEACHER HAD US WATCH FROZEN AND WE ASKED HOW HE GOT IT AND HE’S LIKE “MAYBE I AM A 36 YEAR OLD FATHER AND I LIKED IT AND I DOWNLOADED IT ILLEGALLY FOR MYSELF. MAYBE.”

sassybabushka:

When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”

cassbuttstiel:

Oh my god I was at my violin lesson and my pitch is really really bad and the teacher was getting pissed off but she was trying to keep her cool and she was like “It’s okay, you just have to keep playing around with it”, so I said “Do you mean I should fiddle with it?” and I thought she was going to hit me