Shit My Teacher Says
Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you

vvhaleshark:

when the teacher calls on you and you get the answer right

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groovymuttations:

omfg my teacher got the words ‘fingerprinted’ and ‘fingered’ confused so one time during english she was like “and here’s a picture of obama getting fingered” and my entire class went silent it was the most uncomfortable 5 minutes of our lives

tastefullyoffensive:

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When the teacher starts looking at you

so you just start writing random stuff down:

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It is the year 2812
Teacher: Today we will be learning about a collective genre of humans called 'fangirls'. These 'fangirls' survived on nothing but nutella while 'blogging' on 'laptops' in a pitch dark room about various 'fandoms' on a website named 'tumblr', and spoke a distinctive language called 'adfasdflkj'
teacher: where is your homework?
me: whoa there! please wait an hour before asking any more questions.
When a teacher is yelling at a student and the student yells back.

lolsofunny:

You’re like

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When a teacher tells me to write a 1000 word essay,

fapulos:

Teacher: “You got a zero”

Me: “Why?”

Teacher: “You submitted a picture.”

Me: “A picture’s worth a thousand words.”

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Need a laugh?

teacher: okay class, listen, get out a piece of lined paper, fold it length wise, put your name, date, and period in the upper right hand corner, title it "____ notes", and number 1 through 25 without skipping lines
student 1: how do we fold it
student 2: do we skip lines
student 3: can i have some paper bro
student 4: do we have to title it
student 5: what's the date
me: i'm going to kill all of you