Shit My Teacher Says

jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
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thatfunnyblog:

"why don’t you have your homework?"

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world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

moseby:

my careers teacher told us that when she was 16 she was working at an icecream parlour in canada and the employees started an icecream fight once the manager left and they had closed but then the manager came back unexpectedly and fired them all and took them to court but she cried so much in court that the judge made the manager pay her instead for emotional damage

In third grade I discovered masturbation and I called it "squidding" because how I would do it (I'm a girl) is I would put my hand on my crotch over my pants and move up and down against my hand like a squid moving through water. So one day at recess I taught a lot of my class how to "squid," and later that day we told our teacher "mrs andie, you should squid with us" and she was like "what's squidding" and we did it for her and long story short I got suspended
Anonymous

nerdjpg:

this is so great

cashcutie:

me handing in homework when the teachers fine as hell

cashcutie:

me handing in homework when the teachers fine as hell

spankmehardbarry:

vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

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worldwar2chainz:

I got extra credit for this drawing

worldwar2chainz:

I got extra credit for this drawing

msjewbooty:

if u want the teacher to call on u raise ur dick instead of ur hand, it’s guaranteed to make her look your way