Shit My Teacher Says

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

slotato:

boomitsnialler:

if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting 

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are you raven symone

darrynek:

i hate it when teachers say “wikipedia isn’t a reliable source” because it never did me wrong when i wrote my paper about how abe lincoln landed on the moon

taco-bell-rey:

"the test is today"

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im waiting for the moment to do this in math class
teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
teacher: out
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)

stabla:

how cool would it be if your teacher was in the middle of over analysing a novel and the author walked in, slapped them in the face and screamed “THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT”

coolscar:

my teacher called me basic for scoring low on a test

coolscar:

my teacher called me basic for scoring low on a test

heathicorn:

my dad likes to remind me that when I was in kindergarten my teacher apparently called my parents in for a meeting because I was being “”“difficult”“” and when my parents asked him what was wrong he said “well, she’s always asking questions and challenging me” and my parent’s asked him to clarify…

teacher: where is your homework?
me: whoa there! please wait an hour before asking any more questions.

fasterfood:

teachers got a lot of nerve givin me homework that is online and expecting me to get it done without getting distracted